Anyone who travels the internet in search of anything relating to video games is familiar with the ads for Evony. Evony is game that can be played in the user's web browser and from the looks of it is pretty lame. How can the Evony-people get people to play their game then. The answer is highly suggestive advertising. I've posted here some of the ads that I've seen on my web travels.
Oh crap, the queen is in danger! The queen is wearing a bit of a low-cut dress but that's not that big of a deal. The real concern is why the letter "Y" is trying to stab her boob.
Ok, they are really going for that low-cut thing. Notice that they didn't even mention the queen. What they did say however was that you could play "DISCREETLY." For what purpose? The game is about ruling a city and battling people and junk. The game itself has nothing that needs to be done discreetly. Ok, let's move on.
Hahahahahahahahahahaha! Seriously? Just boobs? At least with the previous ads the boobs were attached to a fantasy/medieval woman. This time - just boobs. And apparently the game is the "best." One more ad to go.
You have got to be kidding me. When I first saw this ad I thought it was for a porn site or something. What does this have to do with anything? At least the boobs one was funny. This thing is just a blurry naked chick. Oh Evony, you are wasting your advertising budget. They should hire me. I could come up with classy Evony ads. I can see it now...
Oh yeah! My ad would be way different.
Oh crap, the queen is in danger! The queen is wearing a bit of a low-cut dress but that's not that big of a deal. The real concern is why the letter "Y" is trying to stab her boob.Ok, they are really going for that low-cut thing. Notice that they didn't even mention the queen. What they did say however was that you could play "DISCREETLY." For what purpose? The game is about ruling a city and battling people and junk. The game itself has nothing that needs to be done discreetly. Ok, let's move on.Hahahahahahahahahahaha! Seriously? Just boobs? At least with the previous ads the boobs were attached to a fantasy/medieval woman. This time - just boobs. And apparently the game is the "best." One more ad to go.You have got to be kidding me. When I first saw this ad I thought it was for a porn site or something. What does this have to do with anything? At least the boobs one was funny. This thing is just a blurry naked chick. Oh Evony, you are wasting your advertising budget. They should hire me. I could come up with classy Evony ads. I can see it now...Oh yeah! My ad would be way different.
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