Dewmocracy: Another election I didn't vote in

Ok, so the game plan was I that I was going to try all three flavors, review them, and then encourage people to vote for the one I like. That didn't happen. By the time I could afford to buy three sodas, the decision was made.The winner is Mountain Dew Voltage. It is raspberry citrus flavored. Does it taste good? That's what I'm here to tell you.
First off, let me say I enjoy a nice Mountain Dew. Back in high school it was common for me to unwind after a hard day of drawing in my notebooks with 2-3 Mountain Dews. When Code Red was introduced I was pleasantly surprised. It was like Mountain Dew, but different. And it was still good. Then they had Live Wire, or as it is called, Orange Mountain Dew. I thought it tasted like Mountain Dew and Pez. No thank you.
Back to voltage. That sounded like a sweet metal song. BACK TO VOLTAGE! I don't like it's color because it reminds me of how the water looks when I paint with blue paints. Other than that it's pretty good. The flavor is light but not too light. Basically you can appreciate it slowly, like a do with my Cokes, or you can chug it. You know, like if you can't wait to get diabetes.

Wonka Chocolate Bars

I'm sorry there wasn't a post last week. You all are taking it real hard, I'm sure. There has been a big change. RC4 = employed. You know the old story: guy goes to college, graduates, then gets a job doing something completely unrelated while he figures out what he wants to do. Just add a year of doing nothing to that and you have my experience. What does this employment mean for the blog. Big things. But here's a little one.

Have you seen those Wonka commercials for their new candy bars? If you haven't, don't bother checking youtube because they don't have them. Anyway, there are now three new Wonka chocolate bars out. What with the new fortune I've have now I decided to try them. Two of them that is. RC4 doesn't dig on white chocolate.

I had one that was chocolate with toffee and peanuts. I thought this would be the best thing ever. It's not. I didn't see any toffee and I certainly didn't taste any. The enjoyable part about peanuts is their flavor and crunch. These had no flavor and they were about as crunchy as rice crispies. Basically the peanuts were just a chore to chew on so you could safely eat the chocolate of the bar which is actually quite good. If only they made a bar that was just chocolate.

Oh, but they did. Sorta. It's dark chocolate and milk chocolate. It just doesn't do it for me. It's like the two flavors are battling in my mouth and I don't get to be the victor. It's ok. It's basically tastes like a subdued dark chocolate.

In conclusion I am disappointed. The candy bars aren't bad, they are just not great.